lmao, this is something a friend of mine sent me and i almost died laughing!
the very secret diary of Aragorn
Day One:

Ringwraiths killed: 4. V. good.
Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.
Still not King.

Day Four:

Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.
Not King yet.

Day Six:

Orcs killed: none. Disappointing. Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!
Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.
Still not King.

Day Ten:

Sorry no entries lately. V. dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog.
Not King today either.

Day Eleven:

Orcs killed: 7. V. good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.

Legolas may be hotter than me.
I wonder if he would like me if I was King?

Day 28:

Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King.

Day 30:

In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.

Nice chat with Boromir. He’s not so bad.
Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King.

Day 32:

Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.

I think Legolas might be kinda gay.

Nope, not King.

Day 33:

Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good.

Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay.
Not so sure about Gimli either.
RIP Boromir.
Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.

Day 34:

Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why?

My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me?

Not so sure about me either.

Still not King, goddammit.

alright, so last weekend was kumoricon, and it was AWESOME!!!! everyone in the portland oregon and vancouver washington area MUST attend!! i went all three days this time and so glad i did! i used about 5 rolls of film. im thinking about putting some of the pictures up here, but im not sure.
anywho, back to the title of the journal. yes. yes i was smacked on the ass with a yaoi and a yuri paddle. the first time was on the fist day of kumoricon before the anime dance that evening. but i was a whimp and went for a softcore smack. so did . the next day i noticed that there were a few people whose paddles were broken. they apparently were all broken by an L cosplayer. i later saw someone get smacked by him........it was painful to watch. here's the youtube link. [link]
as you can see, we were all standing around in a circle and everyone would randomly jump out to get smacked. on the last day before the closing ceremonies L was trying to break another paddle. he would hit someone and check for cracks, and he acted like the whole time which was so funny. and for some reason i decided to jump into the middle of the circle for my turn.............
i had not known that i could feel that level of pain. i couldn't sit down the rest of the day. the next day, there was a black and deep burgandy redish bruise a foot long across my butt. lol! it is still there, and im wondering if it will ever go away. lol! that has to be one of my favorite memories of kumoricon.
hope to see everyone at kumoricon 08!!!

yeah, has tagged me. now here are dah rulz!
=>The rules are:
1-post these rules
2-each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves
3-tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts
4-at the end of the post 8 more persons are tagged and named
5-go to their page and leave a comment telling them they’ve been ‘tagged’


allrighty then, let the random facts BEGIN!!! :cheer:

1) I have not read harry potter or twilight
2) my favorite color is red
3) i am a pirate
4) I HATE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL WITH THE FIRY PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5) im planning a trip to ireland
6) i love chip skylark from the fairly oddparents >.>' yes i know, its pathetic.........
7) i still watch kids tv shows
8) i want to see the new mr. bean movie

the new tagged ones!!!!
:iconbleah2:



*****friends!!!!!!!!******************************************



****meh clubs*********************************************



****meh stalkers*******************************************

:iconmoonseeker36:

i feel horrible! and not because my allergies are acting up really bad this year. i have been watching and reading too many romantic tradjidies! i luv those kinds of stories but they make me feel uterly hopless and alone! i should stop and yet i seriously doubt i will. well thats my random rant for the day, sorry for dumping.
***friends***
:iconlychee-twis:
***clubs***
:iconhellatoes:
***stalkers****

i am so happy! my cat puzzen is going to have kittens!!!! im gonna be a grandma!!! i can't wait!

also, i need some help. does anybody have any tips on an easy cosplay? ive never cosplayed before and i need help. does anybody know of some good websites that have tutorials or something?
here's something hilarious that told me about:
[link]
------------the clubs im in--------------------------------
=>waiting for reply from :hellatoes:

meh sisters :bluerose93: iconPervertedRachel:
my stalkers: :iconemoangel666